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People who care give a RATT-SASS!

Express yourself just by walking around.

Put what's on your mind on your chest.

Display your brain on your bumper.

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Featured Ratt-Sass.com T-Shirts
Stop acting so crazy black cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Listen here, baby.

$17.99
rstcrazy
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I am the news t-shirt
Product Description
Fit to print.

$17.99
rstnews
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Peace on Bush T-Shirt
Product Description
May peace shower down on the whole administration.

$17.99
peace-on-bush-tshirt
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Run Al, run t-shirt
Product Description
After all, he already won it once.

$17.99
rstrunal
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All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that Democrats do nothing - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
This is a variation of a quotation attributed to 18th century Irish philosoper and politician Edmund Burke updated for 21st century realities and sensibilities. Just look at recent history for proof.

Our first shirt ever was conceived for the '06 election and has the Ratt-Sass logo on the front under the quotation. All other shirts have a small logo on the back only.

$17.99
rstevil1
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Worst President Ever - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Wear this shirt and we think you'll find that you're not the only person who thinks so.

$17.99
rstworst
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No More War T-Shirt
Product Description
Peace, no less.

Send this t-shirt to your representatives in Congress. They can't ignore it.




$17.99
rstnowar
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Pluto is a planet or I'll kiss Uranus - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
But no tongue.

$17.99
rstplutouranus1
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The Original - Ithaca is GANJA - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
I'd rather have ganja in front of me than a frontal ga...no, wait.

$17.99
rstganja1
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When uncertain When in doubt - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Plan your work then work your plan.

$17.99
when-uncertain-tshirt
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The idea that is not dangerous - Black Cotton T-Shirt
Product Description
Wisdom from American writer and philosopher Elbert Hubbard, author of A Message to Garcia, editor of The Philistine magazine and founder of the Roycroft Movement.

$17.99
rstidea1
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The Original - GREENHEAD -  Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
After watching Ed Begley, Jr. on "Living With Ed", we coined this term to refer to ecologically minded individuals who hug trees, eschew SUV's and otherwise put earth first. Reduce, reuse and recycle.

$17.99
rstgreen1
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Art is not a thing - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
A quotation from Elbert Hubbard, founder of the Roycroft Movement.

$17.99
rstart1
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Uranus is a massive gas giant - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
It's utterly huge!

$17.99
rstgiant1
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Pluto is a planet - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Let the International Astronomical Union know that they can kiss Uranus

$17.99
rstpluto1
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Teddy Roosevelt - Black Cotton T-Shirt
Product Description
This quotation from T.R. comes from the Kansas City Star in 1918 during World War I. The more things change the more they stay the same.

$17.99
rsttr
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Shut your cakehole - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Some things just need to be said.

$17.99
rstcakehole1
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More comfortable without underwear! Black Cotton T-Shirt
Product Description
Except miniskirts - the whistle can be annoying.

$17.99
without-underwear-tshirt
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Uranus 3rd by diameter 4th by mass - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
People are talking about Uranus.

$17.99
rstmass
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Go shit in your hat - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
This is not necessarily an editorial comment on someone's hat.

$17.99
rsthat1
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Ask me about my tits! Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
You know that they want to.

$17.99
rstaskme1
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Your ass sucks canal water - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Very popular in Venice.

$17.99
rstcanal1
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Nipples - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Point the way to higher education by being a walking anatomy lesson.

$17.99
rstnips1
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Read my shirt but don't look at my tits - Black Cotton T-shirt
Product Description
Don't you hate it when that happens?

$17.99
rstread1
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Pwned!
Product Description
It's a gamer thing.

$17.99
rstpwned
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ipwnn00bs T-Shirt
Product Description
n00bs r pwned by i

$17.99
rstpwnnoobs
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iownb00bs T-shirt
Product Description
b00bs r owned by i

$17.99
rstownb00bs
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Epic fail!
Product Description
crash and burn

$17.99
rstepic
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omgwtflolbbq t-shirt
Product Description
bbq?

$17.99
rstomg
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pwn-to soundly defeat t-shirt
Product Description
definition and usage notes

$17.99
rstdefeat
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w00t!
Product Description
Yay!

$17.99
rstw00t
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Humorous, provocative T-shirts.

T-shirts are short sleeved, black with white print.

Welcome to Ratt-Sass.com T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers!
People who care give a RATT-SASS!

We offer hilarious t-shirts and thought-provoking tee shirts that let you express yourself just by walking around. We also sell bumperstickers that let you express yourself just by driving around. Our T shirts say what thinking people are thinking. You don't have to be outgoing or gregarious to let the world know what you think. Even if you're shy you can make the world laugh and/or think just by being you - and wearing a RATT-SASS shirt.

Selection is so easy! All of our shirts and bumperstickers are black with white print. There are four reasons for this.

* FIRST, they are so easy to read and

* SECOND, black is the coolest color for a t shirt and

* THIRD, black goes with everything and

* FOURTH, black is slimming.

All you have to do is select the sayings you like and off you go to change the world. Note: We consider making people laugh or making yourself or others look cool changing the world.

Buy them for yourself. Buy them for friends. Buy them and send them to people who need to know this stuff. For example, your representatives in congress ignore emails and have employees to read letters but you'll sure get their attention with a RATT-SASS T-shirt. It would be like donating to their minds instead of to their campaigns.

Our Ithaca t-shirts would be perfect to wear to the Fingerlakes Grassroots Festival, the Ithaca Festival or just hanging out with friends!

Whoever you get them for and whatever you do with them let us know. Send us an email and include pictures if you like. Maybe we can start a gallery called "People who give a RATT-SASS."

Visit our blog ASK THE BIG CHEESE at askthebigcheese.blogspot.com

Remember to register to vote.

Reduce, reuse, recycle and rebuy!

All of our shirts are 100% heavyweight cotton first quality shirts from a major manufacturer and printed locally.